September
17, 2007
Thanks
to brand new "tripod" technology, the vs Predator guild site it up
and running! What is vs Predator, what do they do, and how can I become
part of the biggest internet sensation since CSPAN began broadcasting on
YouTube?
My
friend, the answers are quite simple. Within the World of Warcraft, vs
Predator is an alliance guild located in a server known as Thunderlord.
What is World of Warcraft, you ask? Wikipedia, the source of all
knowledge explains the World of Warcraft is a magical realm where
imagination and sorcery take the place of common science and everyday
life.
It is called Warcraft
because, according to lore, thousands of years ago an old blacksmith god
fashioned the first sword. Such
a device
devoid of purpose in their peaceful world confused the other gods. Therefore Thor-zar created pirates to
wave the swords in the air whilst sailing through the celestial seas. It wasn’t long before the pirates stole
a crate of orcs and brought them home as booty. The orcs eventually became intelligent, their first word
being “warcraft” which means, “Why is my skin green?”
Alliance? Isn’t that from Star Wars? False. The first alliance was formed 1500 years before the events
in World of Warcraft even took place.
It was between the gnomes
and the demigods of yore. As
the most powerful mortal race, the
gnomes sought to preserve their sacred blood from intermingling with the
tantalizing dwarf women. The
demigods locked up gnome males whenever the “urge” fell upon them. Eventually the demigods fell when one
mated with a dwarf female and produced Azeroth’s first murloc.
But you
are still curious to what a guild is?
A guild is a group of players
who have the same words under their names
and communicate via green text.
As a
guild, we are dedicated to upholding the sanctity of the World of
Warcraft.
We do not mess
around.
We do not just “play
the
video game.” We do not have
impromptu
/dance sessions. All you ever
need
to know is that vs Predator is serious business.
“Golly!
That sounds great! How do I join?” Well, my easily excitable young friend, the
answer is quite simple. Just
whisper Amishe or anyone else who happens to be online. Every member of the guild has the power
to invite other players into the fold.
Sure we can’t keep
the riff-raff out, but you can’t put a price tag on
having an army of bank alts.